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"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 03/10/2016 at 06:14 • Filed to: Funny

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A new personal goal.

I’m pretty sure they stoled it from someone else. Regardless, I have a new life goal to aim for. Hopefully ztp Jr will get my humor, if she doesn’t, she’s going to have a long teenager phase. :).

BJ > zeontestpilot 03/10/2016 at 06:20

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My wife would be so very unimpressed if I bought this very hilarious cake. :)

zeontestpilot > BJ 03/10/2016 at 06:23

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Exactly! Sometimes, as the husband, I feel it's my role to keep my wife on her toes. If I start slacking, her life might be normal and boring. Who wants that?

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > zeontestpilot 03/10/2016 at 08:11

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Dad jokes are the best when they make the recipient feel uncomfortable. Being a Dad, we have earned the right to use Dad jokes of varying persuasions for our own enjoyment.

450X_FTW > zeontestpilot 03/10/2016 at 08:17

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This is why kids put their parents in a crappy retirement home

zeontestpilot > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 03/10/2016 at 08:27

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When my daughter finally becomes a preteen/teen, shes probably gonna make me feel really awkward. This is just returning the favor, :).

zeontestpilot > 450X_FTW 03/10/2016 at 08:27

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Totally worth it though.

iSureWilll > zeontestpilot 03/10/2016 at 08:37

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She would probably leave you if it was normal and boring so keep on keepin on!

Ash78, voting early and often > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 03/10/2016 at 08:42

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Yesterday my 5-year-old was playing swordfight with me and said "Dad, yours needs to be longer" and I just said "Mommy says the same thing." There was nobody else around to get the joke. I'm just practicing.

zeontestpilot > iSureWilll 03/10/2016 at 08:49

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One of the new things I’ve been doing is do whatever she asks before she gets a chance to ask me.

“Can you walk the dog?” “I did it 10 minutes ago! Your turn!”

“Can you change your daughters diaper?” “Did it within the past hour. Would you like me to do it for old times sake?”

It's silly but I take great pride and joy in doing this, :).

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > Ash78, voting early and often 03/10/2016 at 09:25

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I’ve been in the habit of “...that’s what she said.” jokes with my parents when we have big family gatherings. It’s especially funny when you make your parents feel uncomfortable.

McMike > zeontestpilot 03/10/2016 at 09:34

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Translated: “I wish you were never born?”

crowmolly > McMike 03/10/2016 at 09:37

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I know, right?

zeontestpilot > McMike 03/10/2016 at 09:42

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“Sorry I slept with your mom, but I don’t regret it.”